Recently while Bob and I were on our morning walk around the lake, I exploded with a sharp, high pitched sneeze. I immediately heard a splash and looked around to make sure a fisherman had not been startled and fallen in the lake. My next thought was, that must have been a big fish that made that much noise jumping. Finally I saw who had been scared by my sneeze. A goose standing in the water, wings spread and flapping.
I started laughing and said, “I sneezed and scared the geese.” Then Bob started laughing and we laughed the rest of the walk to the car. It has been said that I have a laugh that sounds like a flock of geese. Now I can also lay claim to a sneeze that scares them.